The Mouth Breather Podcast

Weird Bag of Chips SEASON 2 FINALE

It is the end of Mouth breather Sophomore Season! We want to thank everyone for listening and pulling through this sporadic year. Do not fret, we are still trucking on and with a fantastic guest Matt Hartness! Matt and Pat talk about what it is like being in a band and having to work while keeping their dreams alive. We also talk about compelling lyrics, the infamous HALLOWEEN PARTY 2K15, the origins of Jim's love for podcasts and many more hilarious stories along the way. This is a great listen for the whole family (over 18) and we hope you enjoy the end of season 2. ONWARD TO SEASON 3! Pod-On everyone!

Nut Farm Phone Call S.2 Ep 20

The dynamic duo back at it again in the latest episode of The Mouth Breather Podcast. Pat and Jimmy have both been busy with responsibilities of life and we finally get to catch up. we talk about crazy work experiences, Jimmy wants to do drag, how we hung out as children and nerd out on some TV shows and movies. It is a fun time on this roller coaster and you must be THIS TALL. enjoy and do not forget to pod on!

Tits of Steel S.2 Ep 19

Come one! Come All! Watch these two buffoons talk to their hilarious guest Melanie Spore (singular). We talk about how Melanie started her comedy career with Second City, a brief recap of last weeks episode, ridiculous hypothetical questions and realistic dog noises. Plenty more is in store with this episode so please relax, be ready to laugh and enjoy this production of TITS OF STEEL (rated R starts Friday). Pod-On everyone!

Mouth Breather Live! S.2 Ep 18

Happy Birthday Mouth Breather Podcast! One whole year telling amazing, funny and dumb stories with the most kind and interesting people we have ever met, and more to come! We are at the Egan Compound where Jimmy, Pat and their super awesome friends showed up to celebrate. Stories are shared, drinks are consumed and clothing was removed by the end. We talk to Jake Barcelona: the host of Verified, Shea Pender: Actor Extraordinaire, Jimmy Butler and Melanie Spores: Comedians on the rise and Ed Whalen: Real estate, health and financial guru. Get those party hats on and prepare to sing Happy Birthday because this podcast episode is a true party! Pod-On everyone!
DISCLAIMER: WE AT MOUTH BREATHER ARE NOT AFFILIATED WHAT SO EVER WITH LOVER'S LANE OR PLANET FITNESS. ALL JOKES MADE WERE FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT AND THERE ARE NO PROMO CODES FOR US TO OFFER BECAUSE WE HAVE NONE AS OF 01/18/2020.

...Don't be a Dick S.2 Ep 17

This episode is smoking hot! Jim and Pat have on their insanely cool friend Jimmy Regan. Jimmy R puts himself in harms way to preserve the forests by being a forest firefighter. Jimmy talks about his humble beginnings in the interest in such a career, his experiences in such states like Utah, how Jesus shops at Costco, what really gripes us about working in a customer service position and how to be better towards the forest. It is a amazing, interesting and funny episode so please enjoy. 
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If you send us a confirmation number or receipt we will give you YES YOU a shout out on the podcast or possibly make a song about all of those who have donated. Plus if we see you in public we will give you the crispest high five known to man.

The Duct Tape is Getting a Little Tight S.2 Ep 16

I hope you bought some popcorn because it is time to make some movie magic without the visuals what so ever! This episode on the Mouth Breather Podcast we have on the charming, seductive and talented Mike Rumchaks! We talk about it all people: the nativity scene, best movies, Mike's take on film vs digital and curly hair kid problems. There is allot to unload also SPOILER ALERT FOR Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and The House That Jack Built. LAST EPISODE OF THE DECADE BABY! Pod-On and Happy New Year!

Sweet Biscuits S.2 Ep 15

Them boys are drinking again! BUT WITH A PURPOSE! Pat and Jimmy have on the one, the only The Chi Beer Guy, Brady Potts. The trio drink, talk and rate four craft beers. We also talk about how Brady was introduced into the world of craft beer, beer culture as a whole, the show Brady presents and much more! This is a cross over episode so to hear bonus audio content check out Chi Beer Guy Beer Guide or Chi Beer Guy. Cheers and Pod-on!

We Are All Slapping Our Tummies S.2 Ep 14

Lights Up! The Mouth Breathers welcome back Drew Gross from Season 1 with a mutual friend of ours Jimmy Butler. Drew and Jimmy are in Second City learning the ancient art of improv comedy. We discuss our origin to stage work, how to be a great improv partner, dabble in a little improv ourselves, give our opinion on previous guests (Charlie and Jake) and much much more. Please check out the Second City Show on Dec: 14th and please like, share and subscribe! Pod-On!

The Stuffining S.2 Ep 13

Now that your glorious Thanksgiving meal is all eaten up it's time for dessert, A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF THE MOUTH BREATHER PODCAST. It is just Pat and Jim on this episode as they recall on the last couple of years of holidays within the Egan family, how Christmas comes way too early, pie debate 2019 and many many weird and stupid moments in between. We hope you enjoy this episode as you decompress and digest. From The Mouth Breathers we hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Eleni at Law S.2 Ep 12

If it pleases the court! I would like to present the most damning evidence to the case of Listeners V. Boring Podcasts with a new episode of the Mouth Breather Podcast! (jury gasps).
Jim and Pat have the amazing Eleni Eliopoulos come on and we talk about her journey becoming a lawyer. The trio talk about schooling, reshaping NASA space shuttles, digital pirates, how to argue, Eleni's Blog and how Jim Picked a beneficiary! there is a ton of hilarious moments in this episode and we hope you enjoy it! So sit down, plead the fifth and give it a listen. Pod-On!

Behind the Scene...Scene S.2 Ep 11

Dayum! look at those fresh Mouth Breathers with special guests and old friends Erika and Frosty. This quirky quad talk about the art of being a barber, how to get into the profession, what to expect and what to look out for. Origin stories are discussed, Post Malone's looks, Pat playing tee-ball and Jim's best haircut. It is a zany ride with allot of laughs. So sit back relax and put a hot towel on your face and enjoy this podcast. Pod-On!

I'm a Spooky Bitch 'Til the Day I Die S.2 Ep 10

Get your best pillow case and scariest mask because it is Halloween! The Mouth Breathers have on their frightful  ghost hunting friends Hannah Kennedy and Hannah Jones. The four poor souls talk about their favorite/worst scary movies, a haunted taco bell, underrated Halloween costumes and their experiences with the super natural. So sit back, relax open a candy bar and get into a nice sense of false security for this Halloween episode of the Mouth Breather Podcast! Do not forget to Pod-On...OR ELSE

I Love Kickboxing S.2 Ep 09

Well look what we have here? It is a trio of Egans on the Mouth Breather Podcast! Pat and Jimmy have Nora Egan (not related) on this weeks episode and we are going deep in within ourselves, inside our minds but mainly in our tummies. The reason being is this is a healthy episode of The Mouth Breather Podcast and Nora is a nutritionist and we delve into that. We talk about good and bad foods, sushi, coffee and scams. This episode will make you hungry for more! Do not forget to Pod-On!

Sean Dresses Like a 16 Year Old Girl- S.2 Ep 08

Thank you so much for waiting (too) long for this brand spanking new episode of The Mouth Breather Podcast. The Mouth Breathers have Brendan Folliard, returning, and Sean Wilmsen! Both are musicians from the amazing local band The Railway Gamblers. The Quad of dorks talk about the complexities of song writing, lyrical meaning, how to improve on writing music, a lucky basketball and the multi dimensional theory along with many more. This episode is out there and will give Joe Rogan a run for his money (just kidding do not sue us Joe). So bust out your combos, Arnold Palmer, Smirnoff and big red chewing gum and let's get weird.

I Can't Believe It's Not Tommy S.2 Ep 07

It is Jimmy's Birthday and what a day it has been. What better gift to give to the knuckle head than a hilarious episode of Mouth Breather Podcast and Tom Maxeiner, the brewer of Trail's Edge Brewing Company, most certainly delivered. Pat, Jim and Tom talk about childhood dreams, the rewards of brewing beer pro wrestling, best/worst birthdays and the best lightest beer on the market. There is so much more to the episode than the previous mentioned topics and this episode is going down in the books as one of the greats. Enjoy and don't forget to pod on.

Blow Hole S.2 Ep 06

It is a full blown family reunion for the Mouth Breathers because their Uncle has been lost at sea! Uncle Sexy that is; as well as his good friend and guitar player from American Grizzly Jack Doyle. The four nimrods talk about what it is like to be out on the river, shows coming up, who is playing at superfest and is zebra meat worth all the hype? That is just scratching the surface on this amazing episode of Mouth Breather Podcast, buckle up and pod-on!

Laugh-a-Lanche S.2 Ep 05

It is the OG crew of The Mouth Breather Podcast...as in just Pat and Jimmy BUT the stories ARE REAL, THE LAUGHS are real, THESE MORONS ARE REAL. Pat and Jimmy talk about an in depth description of their road trip to the grand ole state of CO, which beanie baby animal would hurt the most to be smacked with, the nature of Midwest block parties, they also break into their new segment BEST AND WORST THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK. Many anecdotes are sprinkled in this episode so do not miss the fun. Subscribe and Like this podcast, Pod-On

Guy Fieri on the Neck. S.2 Ep 04

Bust out those stencils and belts to put in your mouth to control your pain because on today's episode we are talking about the wonderful world of Tattoos with our friend Floie. The trio talk about what it's like being on both sides of the needle and how this industry is as a whole. Jim talks about animals he wants permanently on his body and Pat also talks about beautiful lyrics he wishes to have tattooed on himself. Many stories including tattoo shop horror stories, aspirations and love of traveling this episode is a stinger! Yeah Baby! Pod-On. 
 

Purple Monkey Balls S.2 Ep 3

Dude, have you ever thought of the time where your Mom picked you up, put you down and never picked you up again....*cough.
These kinds of thoughts are what is provoked in this episode. Our special guest John DiNovella talks about his amazing business venture in the world of cannabis with his company Diem. John, Pat and Jim talk about the benefits Mary Jane has on people in a medical and recreational sense, how Pat and john met and testing Pat's knowledge on pot strains. Bust out the bong and turn on Blue Oyster Cult because this episode rips! Pod-On

28 Years of Consecutive Fail S.2 Ep 2

Hot Damn! Those Mouth Breather Boys are at it again, with amazing guests Ryan and Mike Rumchaks. The four knuckle heads talk about Mike's passion for directing film but also how Ryan's band Home Safe has benefited from Mike's Craft. The gang go on SEVERAL ridiculous tangents about growths that can talk, oompa loompa union strikes and reasons for why there is a live pig in a bath tub. This episode is completely bonkers and you are in for a treat. Pod-On!
 
Disclaimer: This is the first episode we recorded with new equipment and I (Jim) apologize if the quality of this episode is not up to you, the listeners, liking. The content outshines any technical flaw but keep an open mind and heart. Enjoy!